FID-GI
SERIES 01
WHAT?!
JOIN THE DROP
▶
SOCIAL FEED — 20 ASSETS
VIBES
RAW. UNCURATED. POSTING THROUGH IT.
20
POSTS
0
INFLUENCERS
∞
DISASSOCIATION
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TYPE
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DOC
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◆ SERIES 01 ◆
PRESS
TO
DISS-
OCIATE.
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 01 · TYPE
PRESS TO DISSOCIATE.
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◆ POST 02
THE LINEUP
FOUR
FLAVOURS
OF NOT
COPING.
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 02 · PRODUCT
FOUR FLAVOURS
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◆ POST 03
TODAY'S AGENDA
MONDAY — 09:14 AM
✕
Reply to emails
✕
Finish that report
✕
Call Mum
✕
Drink water
✕
Do laundry
✕
Stop checking phone
▶
Press the button
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 03 · DOC
TODAY'S AGENDA
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◆ POST 04
OPTION A
THERAPY
$250/HR
OPTION B
FID-GI
$34.99
POST 04 · POSTER
DO THE MATH
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◆ POST 05
"
I PRESSED IT ONCE
AND FORGOT WHAT
I WAS UPSET ABOUT.
— @verifiedhater, 14 minutes ago
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 05 · TYPE
QUOTE
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◆ POST 06
⚠ WARNING ⚠
MAY
CAUSE
EXTENDED PERIODS
OF DISSOCIATION
POST 06 · POSTER
MAY CAUSE
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◆ POST 07
DAILY REPORT
TODAY'S
NUMBERS
EMAILS REPLIED
0
TASKS COMPLETED
0
TIMES BUTTON PRESSED
247
HOURS DISSOCIATED
8.5
GUILT FELT
0%
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 07 · DOC
TODAY'S NUMBERS
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◆ POST 08
◆ A MANIFESTO ◆
WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN HUSTLE.
WE BELIEVE IN
PRESSING BUTTONS.
WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN SELF-IMPROVEMENT.
WE BELIEVE IN
SELF-DISTRACTION.
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 08 · TYPE
MANIFESTO
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ITEM 01 / 04
SKU: FID-S01-SKL
SERIES 01
SKULL
For when you want to watch the world end, pixelated.
POST 09 · PRODUCT
ITEM 01
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◆ POST 10
◆ THIS WEEK ◆
VIBES
FORECAST
not the stars. just us.
AQUARIUS
47 presses today
PISCES
try the ALIEN variant
ARIES
stop replying to him
TAURUS
snack + button = peace
GEMINI
do not open that email
CANCER
extra dissociation Wed
LEO
you are doing too much
VIRGO
the list can wait
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 10 · DOC
VIBES FORECAST
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◆ DICTIONARY ENTRY ◆
fid·gi
/fɪdʒi/ noun.
1.
a small electronic device used by people who are, simply, done.
2. a satisfying click followed by a moment of nothing.
FID-GI / SERIES 01 / @FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 11 · DOC
FID-GI (NOUN)
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◆ POST 12
FID-GI EMPORIUM
123 NONSENSE LN, BRISBANE
RECEIPT #00472
FID-GI (SKULL)
$34.99
THERAPY SKIPPED
-$215.01
GUILT TAX
$0.00
SUBTOTAL
-$180.02
EMOTIONAL SAVINGS
PRICELESS
★ WORTH IT ★
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POST 12 · DOC
RECEIPT
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◆ POST 13
PRESSES IN THE LAST HOUR
1,247
(approx. We stopped counting.)
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 13 · TYPE
PRESS COUNT
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◆ POST 14
WHAT?!
EVERYTHING* IT DOES (*ALL OF IT)
01
PRESS IT.
02
SHAKE IT.
03
PICK IT UP.
04
PUT IT DOWN.
05
PICK IT UP AGAIN.
POST 14 · TYPE
WHAT?!
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◆ POST 15
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to dissociate.
POST 15 · TYPE
PRESS WALL
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◆ POST 16
◆ STATUS: PENDING ◆
TIME UNTIL THIS
GETS BETTER:
--:--:--
[ system unavailable ]
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 16 · TYPE
TIME UNTIL
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◆ POST 17
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
FIVE STARS.
ZERO REGRETS.
"i don't know what it does but i can't stop pressing it."
— Sarah K., Brisbane
"bought 4. yes all of them. no i won't explain."
— Anon., Sydney
"my therapist asked me to stop bringing it to sessions."
— Jake P., Melbourne
"10/10 would dissociate again."
— ghosthatsux, online
FID-GI
SERIES 01
@FIDGI.OFFICIAL
POST 17 · DOC
FIVE STARS
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◆ POST 18
PICK YOUR
FLAVOUR.
(THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWER. ONLY WRONG TIMING.)
SKULL
ALIEN
SHROOM
VOID
POST 18 · PRODUCT
PICK YOUR FLAVOUR
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◆ POST 19
FROM
AUSTRALIA
WITH MILD
INDIFFERENCE.
◆ EST. 2026 ◆
POST 19 · POSTER
FROM AUSTRALIA
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◆ POST 20
TURN OFF
YOUR PHONE.
PRESS THE BUTTON.
REPEAT FOREVER.
◆ END OF FEED ◆
POST 20 · TYPE
TURN IT OFF
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◆ END OF FEED. NO MORE CONTENT. GO TOUCH GRASS. (OR DON'T.) ◆